This is what I think conversations in Air Traffic Control are like. It’d make for a good YouTube series.
Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.
What? No. Don’t be stupid. You’re in a 767. Just land the damn plane.
Hey Frank. Must be another Top Gun marathon on TNT again – just had my 3rd flyby request of the day. These guys are idiots.
(Chuckles) It’s that time of year again. A buddy of mine is having a Top Gun themed volleyball tournament at his neighborhood pool. I need to rethink my friends.
You’re too old to find new friends. You’re stuck with those fools until you retire in Florida like the rest of us.
(Static) Tower this is flight 1222 out of SLC. How’s the weather on the ground?
Flight 1222 it’s a peachy 76 with slight wind out of the southeast. Check back in when you start your initial approach.
Did you see Breaking Bad last night? Not cool man. Not cool. I’m never having kids.