9 Questions from 5th Grade (that I still have)

I have a lot of unanswered questions from my youth. Can someone help me out?

1. Does the girls’ bathroom really have couch in it?

2. When will I ever use cursive?

3. Will I ever be 6ft tall?

4. Why is the “real” Slim Shady standing up?

5. Do I have a chance at becoming a pro skater?

6. Why does my Tamagotchi poop so much?

7. Will I ever be able to grow a beard?

8. Where do they make balloons?

9. What do I want to be when I grow up?